this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
zkac:
I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet
THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO
THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD
oh
my
God
Celebrate each and every victory, no matter how tiny :))
"And she wanted for a moment to hold and devour him, wanted his mouth, his ears, his coat collar, wanted to surround him and engulf him…"
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
Happy 2018!
Hope you all have an amazing new year!
